i might as well be the man on the moon

[truthwright]

Their Isabella having just gone to welcome a new Bell into the peal, Kas and Petaal snuggle up together and take a nap. They'll want to be well rested for the party.

When they wake up, she still isn't back.

[Jane?]

No response.

Kas teleports down to the Janepoint, Petaal wrapped snake-shaped around his shoulders.

The display reads: error 7788: lycanthropy

"...So that's new," he says.

"No shit," says Petaal. "Now what?"

He shrugs. She coils tighter.

"Hang around and wait, I guess."

Comments

[truthwright]

"Yep."

[alicornucopia]

"And how did you do that? Moreover, why?"

[truthwright]

"A trick," he says, "and... because it was funny?"

[alicornucopia]

"If your daughter goes around imagining that people's essential organs can be transformed into salad ingredients with no lasting damage she could easily kill someone before she turns seven. Does this prospect appeal to you? Is it funny?" asks the teacher.

[truthwright]

"Okay," he concedes, "no, that doesn't sound like fun." He pets Helen's hair. "Don't turn people into spinach, honey, okay?"

[carillons]

Helen sniffles.

[alicornucopia]

"The safe use of magic requires an understanding of what reality is, and what effects are needed, and what further effects they will have. I strongly advise against little tricks like that until Helen is old enough to see them for what they are."

But she gives Helen her book back.

[carillons]

Kalavar climbs up onto the book as a scarlet dragon with orange-red claws and curls up on top of it. Helen keeps hugging Kas.

[truthwright]

Kas sighs and hugs his daughter. Petaal flits to Kalavar's side as a tiny hummingbird, then curls up with her as a chinchilla.

[alicornucopia]

Nicoa is coiled around Shura's neck as a long white ferret.

The teacher sighs. "I think we should call it a day, girls; we'll go on tomorrow. Run along."

Inkeri runs along. Kaydi lingers, looking suspiciously at Helen. Shura dawdles.

[truthwright]

Kas sits and snuggles his daughter.

[carillons]

Eventually, Helen turns around in his lap to see who is still there. She's a little red-eyed, but not actively crying.

[alicornucopia]

"How'd you yell like that?" Kaydi asks.

[carillons]

"Like what?" she asks, blinking.

[alicornucopia]

"Like a - a boomy thing."

[carillons]

"Dunno," says Helen. "I just yelled really loud."

[truthwright]

Kas hugs her. Thoughtfully.

[alicornucopia]

"I heard it too, it was different," opines Shura.

"Not normal," says Kaydi.

[carillons]

Helen shrugs.

"I didn't do it specially on purpose. I was just - yelling."

[alicornucopia]

"Can you do it again?" asks Shura curiously.

"Don't!" says Kaydi, clapping her hands over her ears.

[carillons]

Helen considers.

"I don't really want to yell right now," she says.

[alicornucopia]

Kaydi puts her hands down. Lexaryn, on her shoulder as a mouse, chitters.

"What if you did, though?" asks Shura.

[carillons]

"What what if I did?"

[alicornucopia]

"If you wanted to yell could you do it like that again," says Shura.

Kaydi runs along.

[carillons]

"I don't know! Maybe," she says. "Do you want me to try?"